Sleep Talking, Anyone?

I just had to share this hilarious story about Tim shared by Kat on Facebook.  I thought I would die laughing, not at Tim . . . but with him!  I've had similar crazy experiences with him when he was younger as well as his siblings so he is not the only one.  Melissa said she used to find out which boy Angie liked because she would talk in her sleep!  She could never figure out how Melissa knew!Sneaky!

As told by Kat:
      A few nights ago, I asked Timothy where the cell phone was. He was in bed but acted like he was awake, He felt around his pillows and by the wall but found nothing. He then said, "check word" and rolled over to go back to sleep. Wanting him to elaborate, I again asked him where the phone was. He said "paste it into word and it will say." At this point I was very confused. I again asked him where the phone was. He sat up, obviously annoyed, looked directly at me- as if not wanting me to misunderstand- and said "Copy and paste the blanket into Microsoft word and it will tell you where the phone is." He said it as though it were a completely logical thing to say. He then pulled said blanket over his head as he laid down to go back to sleep. when he really woke up later he was mad because I was laughing at him, but denies it ever happened. Then the other night, I came to bed later to hear him talking again. He was saying "DumDum." I asked him "What about dumdum?" He replied, "It's not historically accurate."